So we're coming back from town after seeing Gosford Park, which was great, and this is my view on the train back to Wandsworth Common: 1. Chinese guy reading his HK newspaper: A silent role. 2. The Fashionable Quartet: "Dave, this magazine has the best advertising!" They became a single unit when 3. An Offspring fan and 4. A Korn fan came and sat next to them "Fuckheads couldn�t even drink!" 5. Opera Mother: Sat opposite me - wishing her daughter would shut up between polite nods of approval. 6. Opera Daughter: Sat opposite Jess. "I never got a sense that there were bulls on stage" while clutching her Carmen programme. 7. Opera Man: Could be dating either Opera Mother or Opera Daughter. "The production was perfect" Fifteen minutes with these people. 3 and 4 mouthing off about how much they want to "Fuck up" some guy called "fucking Brian" while drinking Carlsberg Export. Group 2 hiding their looks of horror at guys their own age not dressed in fashionable clothes and without the aid of hair gel. While 5 and 7 humour 6 about the best treatment to give to her "scuffed" leather handbag. Every now and again I'd make eye contact with 1 who would roll his eyes or shake his head depending on which moron was talking. I liked his newspaper. Mike is blogging to: The Murmurs - Blender