"DETRIMENTS? WELL I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT IT WAS DETRIMENTS LIKE US THAT BUILT THIS BLOODY EMPIRE" Dark forces in the North have again attempted to upset the delicate balance of Mikeness in the South. Nothing new but enough to keep me from the cinema this evening. Very annoying. Mark emailed me about an interview he'd read in which an Eastenders producer said he was keen to get Michael Caine in the cast. If such an abomination came to pass at least it would give me a good stock answer to the question of 'why I left the UK' once we move to Amsterdam and San Francisco. Maybe they could dig up the corpse of Peter Cushing and have it leaning over the bar in Coronation Street too. Mike is blogging to: the sound of Jess finally doing some work for Uni