"WE'RE NOT WORTHY" I remember being at Castle Donnington in 1988. The Monsters of Rock. My hair was like Aragorn's although I suspect I had more spots than he did. We got there just as Helloween were coming onto the stage. Pumpkins dressed as Judge Dredd - I miss THE METAL. Guns N Roses killed a fan and still managed to suck. Megadeth - always better than Metallica. Dave Mustaine used to be very cool. David Lee Roth flying over the crowd on a giant surfboard while Stevie Vai did his whole talking geetar thing. KISS not yet the KISS cover band they were about to become: "They say they can break you again and again / But life is a radio - turn up to ten". HA! And of course The MAIDEN. You youngsters with your Mansons and your Linkin Parks. Bunch of fucking muppets. The sensation of warm piss hitting the back of your legs, rock sluts and their chilled breasts, flying packets of custard creams, stolen coaches and way too much denim and leather to be seen outside of San Francisco. FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS AGO. Ahhh fuck. Mike is blogging to: KISS