ROYAL FLUSH So Prince Charles put his dick up the help's arse did he? I can't grasp why this is news. Or not-news if you are in the UK. One look at his younger offspring should have been enough to work out that it was bred by the Royal semen being scraped from the servant's innards and then shoved into the bottle-blonde corgi-bowl of his braindead wife. I mean look at this pic of him at the bint's funeral: What is striking is not the fact that he is struggling to remember a) Why everyone is so sad that the 'Ski Woman' is dead and b) Whether he is supposed to smear blood over his face like he does after killing foxes but the fact that he is a GINGER. Diana was sort-of blonde and Chuck is darkhaired. Has anyone bothered to check the colour of hair growing from the aide's backside? I demand a public enquiry. That the Third in Line to the Throne is possibly some kind of anal mutant is not a laughing matter and I suggest we throw some more public money at the problem until it goes away. Or just kill the lot of them. Mike is blogging to: Mix CDs