YOU SAY TOURIST I SAY TWAT WITH A MAP I have no idea where we are at the moment and I have no desire to find out. The place is a tourist hotspot and I fucking hate it. No one goes to Mexico City. The guide books spend pages and pages telling you how dangerous and filthy it is. The reality is a fun packed city with cool people and a lot of stuff going on that you just don't get to see anywhere else in the world. I had MANY reservations about going to Mexico City at all but they were all unfounded. This place however sucks. There are more Americans here than I saw in the US and all of them are fucking morons. And don't get me started on the few Brits I have bumped into. It reminds me of the few idiot magnetic fields that I have got stuck in before - namely Cyprus and Greece. I am hoping for more terrorist atrocities soon so that all these cunts can hide at home where they belong and stop polluting the rest of the world with their shorts, novelty hats and burnt skin. So we are out of here as soon as we can. Thank fuck we had the good sense to bring a LOT of Japanese DVDs with us... Mike is blogging to: something that sounds like ABBA but in spanish