IS THERE A CRACKWHORE IN THE HOUSE Corran has a gig for you: What we need is for some young intern to give G.W. a late-night blowjob. That'll get his ass in the hot-seat. All these human rights and Geneva convention violations don't mean shit. Get Justin Timberlake to rip G.W's shirt open and expose his hairy wart nipple. Then that bastard will feel the wrath of his people. But this is just a dream...Christ, where would you find the crackwhore who's fucked up enough to suck on that roach...what kind of cleaning fluid would you need to inject into her to keep her alive long enough to get the bastard hard, and then spit some of his rotten spunk on her dress, then kill her before she realises what she did...Then again, maybe Justin would do it for us. Mike is blogging to: nothing