OSLO BLOODBATH: PART ONE Viking ships and metal. I feel at home. I managed to resist the hotel room's broadband connection for a whole 24 hours. Must be all the fresh air. We are about halfway through our long weekend and it's been a blast. Oslo is tiny and beautiful - the exact opposite of the clusterfuck that is London. We are already planning a return trip. Here is Jess doing her best to ignore the Norse phallus: And here I am trying to ignore the saucers that have been buzzing the harbour since we arrived: And it wouldn't be worth traveling if Jess didn't find at least one sailing ship: We spent some time on the water today but tomorrow we are planning an expedition to check out the fjords up close... More later. By the way - my phone works fine out here so feel free to try and annoy me: 07963 840 530 Mike is blogging to: Turbonegro (of course)