Peter Cushing would agree with me... I have finally ditched Musicmatch which although bloatware for a while still seemed to be the best MP3 jukebox around. I'm now using Media Monkey which pisses all over Musicmatch. In fact it pulls the same shit that Leggylass did on that elephant thing in Return of The King and then pisses all over it. Note: If you pause the DVD at the right moment you can see tiny Elven PETA protestors on a hillside. I had a shock today when I watched the latest episode of Enterprise. It didn't suck all the way through. There was maybe twenty minutes in there that was actual pretty good. Of course I had to skip forward through anything to do with the actual crew and wait until Bill Cobbs reappeared. I have a feeling though that it was just a minor fluctuation and the powers that be will be back to churning out the usual drivel next week. Other things today however were just as bad as expected. I avoided Van Helsing when it came out as the trailer alone was like taking a mouthful of bloody phlegm in the face from an ebola victim. I wandered around in denial that it existed for months but I finally succumbed today and watched the fucking thing. If Hugh Jackman signs on for a sequel I will have to stab him in his tiny Australian heart. (Disclosure: I am a fully paid up PETA member. I'd happily see you and your children die if it saved a chicken) Mike is writing to The White Stripes