Who loves ya baby... Warren on Kojak 2005: I have seen the opening episode of the new KOJAK show from America. Ving Rhames is in it. Ving Rhames is always great, even when he's in something crap. But here's the thing. KOJAK DOESN'T CRY. Kojak isn't anyone's fucking daddy, Kojak makes women's cervixes pucker and invert in spontaneous orgasm just by looking at them, Kojak brown-trousers the bad guys with a flick of his lollipop and KOJAK DOESN'T FUCKING CRY. Do you understand? KOJAK DOESN'T CRY. The end. Applause. Whisky. Dancing girls. Exeunt stage left. I watched the new Kojak too, and in all honesty it was pretty good - tears and all. I mean he does arrange a dirty cop to be beaten to death which isn't a bad way to start a new show... But he doesn't have one of these: Mike is writing to bad TV