All the MosNews that's fit to print...
Russian news is slowly pushing aside the Japanese stuff in the search for great headlines...
Russian Police Hunt Syringe Stalker is one I found for Blottered, but MosNews is full of cool stuff today:
Lenin Street Signs Reappear in Russia�s Baltic Enclave 2 Russian Sailors Die Near Japan Shore After Drinking Industrial Use Alcohol Russian discovers Dead Bat in Loaf of Bread Antonio Banderas Helping to Sell Jewelry in Central Russia Russian War Veteran Proves He Was Not Killed in 1943 Russian Man Faces Jail for Sex on Neighbor�s Phone Russian Woman Jailed for 6 Years for Selling Daughter for Body Parts Russian Inventors Suggest New Funeral Solution � Launch Your Dead Woman, 87, Spends Fortnight Without Food After Daughter�s Death Russian MP Calls Bird Flu "American Provocation" F1, F2 Stolen From Monument to Computer Keyboard in Urals Monument to Radiator Unveiled in Russia Drug Dealing Suspect Eats Money to Avoid Arrest Trophy Penis Gives Away Tramp Murderer New-Born Baby Survives Stabbing, 8 Hours in Grave Marriage Hostage Drama Kills 2 in Central Russia Putin, Bush and Blair to Appear on Ukrainian Toilet Paper Russian Villager Turns Milking Machine into Drug Factory Moscow Gallery Removes Icon Caviar Exhibit as Churchgoers Protest Asteroid Impact May Wipe out Life on Earth in 2035 � Russian Scientists Man Spends 15 Years in a Fridge Parcel Bomb Kills Russian Birthday Boy Old Alarm Clock Causes Sleepless Night in Russian Apartment BlockMust check that out on a regular basis... [Music: Blondie]


2 Comments:
Drug Dealing Suspect Eats Money to Avoid Arrest
brilliant!
The only thing that would top it is Rape Suspect Eats Woman To Avoid Arrest
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