I will never be as cold now...

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Let x equal the quantity of all quantities of x Let x equal the cold It is cold in December The month of cold equal November through February There are four months of cold and four of heat Leaving four months of indeterminate temperature In February it snows In March the lake is a lake of ice In September the students come back and the bookstores are full Let x equal the month full bookstores The number of books approaches infinity As the number of months of cold approaches four I will never be as cold now as I will in the future The future of cold is infinite The future of heat is the future of cold The bookstores are infinite and so are never full except in September

The thing with people who love the numbers is that they never see the beauty of the words even when they're right in front of them... [Music: off]