"THIS IS THE REASON BALD HEADED MEN ARE UPTIGHT" Yesterday was pretty good... Went into town with the wimmin - spent a lot of time outside shoe shops like a dog in the rain. This is when I found out that Stu is buying a horse. Best not to ask... Found out I missed some comics while I was on holiday so now I gotta try and track em down - bit of a pisser. Ate at a well dodgy indian place but later in the day ate at the Bugbar and that kind of redeemed things. Although I did insult a doorman when he asked me for a fiver to get in and I accused him of being a scam merchant. I like to live dangerously in Brixton but I did get introduced to a fashion designer. Best bit of the day was going to see Shockheaded Peter. Hard to describe but if I was a kid I would have shat myself. As it was I loved seeing puppets bleed to death on stage and rabbits commit suicide with shotguns. The music was lyrically like Nick Cave but sounded like the Pixies. If you're in London you should check it out. Its on at the Albery Theatre. Came back here pretty late and watched Withnail and I which actually seems to get funnier each time I see it. Maybe its the fact that I've finally accepted I have more in common with Withnail than I. Kelly and Julie should be having fun in Paris about now. Be back here on Tuesday I think. Big hello to Daisy if she's dropped by to check this crap out. She's a film-maker who I'm trying to convince needs me to record her artistic endeavours... hell, wouldn't most people who read this love to have me follow them around with a notebook for a few days? I'm behind with my emails again... and yes I still haven't put up the Amsterdam and Greece stuff or any of the other crap I've been meaning to. Tomorrow after Spider-man and a job-trawl I'll be doing some major FTPing to the site so you can all get off my back after that... Going to stay up late to get some 'stuff' done. I like 'stuff'. As someone else pointed out today about poor old Dee Dee - why can't that shit happen to Mick Jagger? Just filled another hard disk with MP3s - damn I need to do some burning over the weekend. Ch4 had a documentary on tonight about a woman who decided to dye her hair blonde. That was it. I don't really have a lot to say about that... Mike is blogging to Shellac