"MY NECK DOES LOOK LIKE A VAGINA" Just saw Goldmember - just as good as the other two but pretty throw away stuff. tends to go one or two cameos too far - no one should be allowed to encourage Ms Speares or the wreck of Ozzy - but its very funny and Michael Caine was in top form. Speaking of Ozzy - why oh why couldn't he have killed himself before becoming siuch a caricature? he should have died on stage singing War Pigs or been shot to death by police after battering Sharon's head to pieces in an alcohol fueled frenzy. The other side of the coin is Kurt Cobain - some clever bastard has decided to publish his diaries - great, can't wait to read those pieces of shit... at first I was overjoyed when I heard this idiot was dead but now of course he haunts me every day - seeing his black n white head being slowly derformed and morphed by the still developing chests of his pre-teen fan base who still don't have the sophistication required to work out that suicide is nothing but the final act of a grade A loser - or that Smells like Teen Spirit is a piece of MTV fuelled crap. Damn cobain for getting that one thing right - if only he was still around, addled like Axl Rose trying to get people to take him seriously but ultimately only appealing to Italian exchange students... but instead he's dead and bigger than ever plus he helped spawn the rancid Foo Fighters... the final piece of excrement from his still kicking corpse. Fuck. Here's a nice use of a weblog - the Clergy Abuse Tracker - what will we think of next? Mike is blogging to: Read Music - Speak Spanish by Desaparecidos