"I UNDERSTOOD WRITING COULD BE DANGEROUS. I DIDN'T REALISE THE DANGER CAME FROM THE MACHINERY" OK. That's the main parts of the site done again. Sheesh. Warren Ellis has been watching something called Odyssey 5: "I found myself fascinated by Peter Weller. Specifically, Peter Weller's lower front teeth. They appear to have been hewn from a single plastic block that was then fitted into his jaw with a wooden mallet. It had to be hammered in because it was too long and too high. It is disturbingly present at all times. His upper front teeth are not visible. It's just fucking creepy, really." Sounds fantastic. Mr Weller was the original Robocop, was in Cronenberg's Naked Lunch and was excellect in the slightly crap but wonderful Screamers and lest we forget he was Buckeroo Banzai. He was also in Until the End of the World right? Shame he's ended up on some piece of crappy Sci Fi TV hokum. We had our first potential buyers round to look at the house today so spent the morning attempting to get everything spick and span. What the fuck is a spick? Where does the span come in? Answers on a postcard to the usual address... Mike is blogging to: Double Nickels on the Dime by The Minutemen