"WHY DID HE GROW THAT BEARD? AND HIS POSTURE! HE LOOKS LIKE EARLY MAN" Be a few more days before the site is back up to speed. Waiting for the estate agents to come over and give us their recommendations for making the house more tempting: "Why not throw out all those books and buy some nice ornaments for those shelves. What do you mean you don't have a TV downstairs?" So once I've got these guys out of the way I'll re-blog. Have you seen that ad with the girl living in her own world where men aren't allowed to grow beards? Nice. How about a counter advert where such women are legally bound to keep their opinions to themselves by being forced to perform oral sex on gypsies, tramps and thieves? Just a thought. By the way I had a haircut yesterday but the beard is still firmly attached. Mike is blogging to: Cadallaca