"GUTS'LL GET YOU SO FAR, THEN THEY'LL GET YOU KILLED" I love London. There was a securior van parked outside for around fifteen minutes with it's alarm going off: "HELP! HELP! THIS SECURITY VAN IS UNDER ATTACK! CALL THE POLICE!" I went outside expecting to see Bob Hoskins with a shooter and his wife's stockings obver his face. Instead I got a bunch of Japanese tourists filming the driver as he screams blue murder into his mobile phone about "the stupid bloody new alarm" that he seems to have accidently tripped and now cannot turn off. It also seems to have immobilised the van and locked him inside. Then a German tourist starts banging on the window asking if he can help. As I walk back into the store two American tourists are waddling away in horror: "Quick Gertie, steer clear of the windows in case something explodes". Stunning. Mike is blogging to: Ozzy