�DON�T POINT THAT BEARD AT ME! IT MIGHT GO OFF!� Did I mention that my furry parts are at the moment modelled on this fine body of a man? I�m not quite there yet. Still recovering from the naked chin horror� Another week or so and I can start shopping for the large hat and even larger feather. As I have never been what you would call exactly �fashion conscious� I sometimes worry that Jess may again come to her senses and dump my non-GQ reading arse. But now that I have modelled myself on a look from 1973 which was itself based upon characters written about in 1844 for a story set in 1626 I feel I have at last found myself on the cutting edge of fashion and have nothing to worry about. Plus it�s hard not to like a man with a sword. And now something about doggies. John from Australia got in touch with me last week after stumbling into the blog. This place is like an international bear-trap. I bet some of you are even now attempting to chew your own hands off to get away from me�. Anyway, John breeds, shows and feeds (at the moment) 23 Samoyeds. I mentioned this beautiful breed of dog a while back and now John has been giving me lots of extra info on them. 23! Oh and did I mention the puppy pictures? Those guys are cuter than me� Gone nine am and I have to go and get myself to work. Should be a fun day as we have new staff starting and I can start leading them astray. Mike is blogging to: nothing