"THE SUN IS OUT, BIRDS ARE SINGING, BEES ARE TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM - AS IS MY UNDERSTANDING..." Feeling better. I had to play host to people looking around the house and a girl on a moped who wanted to take down my measurements. Summer can just go and fuck off back to where it came from as far as I am concerned. I do not need: 1. Hay fever 2. Pasty white people showing me their flabby underbits 3. Car radios 4. Bugs 5. Nature in general. Come on November - get here quick and send these idiots back inside with their SKY Sports where they belong. I am making soup. Gregory Peck died which has made me very sad. I may have to watch The Omen later. And... I'm bored with aluding to this in random emails so for the record: Yes - Jess and I are back together. Taking it slow but its a nice feeling. No doubt all my female fans will want to go and walk in traffic at this news but I'm hoping that recent progression in cloning techniques will one day make me available to you all. Scary thoughts... Mike is blogging to: Agnostic Front