Jess being the best girlfriend in the world knows that all a guy really wants to do on his birthday is go see Bruce Willis shoot people on a big screen. We just got back in from Tears of the Sun. We were the only people in the cinema. Just me, Jess and Bruce. We came to the conclusion that not only was the movie a bit pants but also Bruce Willis seems to have based his character on my right knee. Look, this is a picture of my knee with some photoshopped foliage in the background: While this is a still of Bruce in Tears of the Sun: Uncanny. And a little bit creepy. I'm wondering if my knee could find work in Hollywood as a stunt double...