REAL SEXY SCI FI 1. Jessica 6 (played by Jenny Agutter, Logan's Run) Logan's Run is unfuckable with. Jenny Agutter was shagging werewolves in the shower while dressed as a nurse or teasing aboriginal kids in the middle of fucking Australia when she wasn't parading around in flimsy see-through cloaks and corrupting honest law enforcing Sandmen. 2. Nova (played by Linda Harrison, Planet of the Apes) She doesn't wear much and can't speak. The perfect woman for Charlton Heston. 3. Barbarella (played by Jane Fonda, Barbarella) I'll cave in on the whole getting dressed and undressed in zero gravity and she also corrupts men with wings and outsexes the orgasmatron or whatever the hell it was she was plugged into (or was plugged into her - I haven't seen Barbarella in years) 4. Leeloo (played by Milla Jovovich, The Fifth Element) Could have been up there with Nova but as the movie goes on she gets extra clothes and learns to speak. Good job that Bruce Willis isn't half the man that Chuck Heston used to be. 5. Shirl (played by Leigh Taylor-Young, Soylent Green) A young woman playing furniture - One guess who her hero is... 6. Maria (played by Brigitte Helm, Metropolis) Sexy, silent, black n white and a robot. A little tarnished after the Queen debacle but still sexier than any of the mass produced LA autonomons we get in movies these days. 7. Princess Leia (played by Carrie Fisher, Star Wars) Even sexier when you remember her breasts were strapped down under all that white... and much better in this outfit than the slut bikini in Jedi. 8. Trinity (played by Carrie Anne Moss, The Matrix) She looks a little like a horse in other movies - not a Sarah Jessica Parker horse so maybe a pony - but dressed in latex she brings back memories of Ursa in Superman II which is never a bad thing. I'm ignoring superhero movies as being too easy but isn't there a scene where Supergirl doesn't know what a bra is? I may have just made that up... 9. Rachael (played by Sean Young, Blade Runner) Only idiots would pick Zhora over Rachael. She's hot because she doesn't know she's a replicant. 10. Pris (played by Daryl Hannah, Blade Runner) Even her name is sexy. And she kicks a lot after being shot too but only after trying to kill you with her sweaty thighs. RUNNER UP: Saint-Exmin the Valkyrie from Battle Beyond the Stars. For the record: Zhora is a skank. Sure she looks good being shot in the back while running through glass but who wouldn't? Vaako is feisty enough but too underwritten to be considered sexy, Ripley wears your mother's underwear which is never a good thing, the T-X is just a horse faced woman in a crappy leather jacket and I won't even credit Sil with a response. You know I'm right. Mike is blogging to: nothing