STUART My old friend in the north has over the last couple of years become a horseman. I am hoping he will one day ride into the castles of his enemies and start smashing open skulls with his mace while on horseback but at the moment he is content to hold traffic up with his slow lumbering horsebox. So of course when I stumbled across a piece of kit that helps you masturbate stallions I immediately thought of him: STEP 3: Prepare your stallion for breeding by cleaning him prior to collection. Using clean warm water, start with the shaft of his penis, working down to the head, with numerous clean pieces of wet sheet cotton. Finish by gently removing the "bean" from the opening. Towel dry. I recommend Viva papertowels for their lack of lint, strength, softness, and absorbtion. Stu - if you are reading this you can follow the link and read all about the wonders of the EquiMount. You could probably make your own with a couple of overturned shopping trolleys from Asda. Make sure you wash your hands after messing around with that bean though. Jesus. Which funnily enough brings me to Mr Johnny Cash: Tennessee Stud Yeeha! Mike is blogging to: Journey (no. seriously)