Tomorrow I'll be doing something for the main site on 'robots'. This is my 'Robot List' as it stands (It also has the odd super intelligent computer in it too): Ash from 'Alien' Colonel Steve Austin from 'The Bionic Man' BB from 'Deadly Friend' Bishop from 'Aliens' Bob from 'The Black Hole' Bomb 20 from 'Dark Star' The Borg from all the new 'Star Trek' Box from 'Logans Run' (The movie) C3PO from The 'Star Wars' Trilogy and that utter abortion of a prequel Call from 'Alien: Ressurection' Chris from 'Westworld' and 'Futureworld' Colossus from 'The Forbin Project' The Cybermen from 'Dr Who' The Cylons from 'Battlestar Galactica' The Daleks from 'Dr Who' D.A.R.Y.L. from some crap 80's movie of the same name Data from 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' and Lore his evil sibling Davros from 'Dr Who' Deep Thought from 'The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy' The Drones (Huey Dewey and Louie) from 'Silent Running' Evil Robotic Bill and Ted and Good Robotic Bill and Ted from 'Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey' Gort from 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' Hal 9000 from '2001: A Space Odyssey' Hamerstein from 'Judge Dredd' Hector from 'Saturn 3' Hermes from 'The Spaceman and King Arthur' Ilia from 'Star Trek:The Motion Picture' The Iron Giant from 'The Iron Giant' Johnny 5 from 'Short Circuit' K9 from 'Dr Who' KISS (The evil robotic versions) from 'KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park' Kryten from 'Red Dwarf' Maria from 'Metroplois' MARK13 from 'Hardware' Marvin the Paranoid Android from 'The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy' Max 404 from 'Android' Max Headroom from 'Max Headroom' Metal Mickey from 'Metal Mickey' The 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' robots Orac from 'Blakes Seven' R2D2 from 'Star Wars' and Preston, Lancashire Rambler-Crane series robot from 'Lost in Space' (The movie) Rem from 'Logans Run' (The TV show) The Replicants from 'Blade Runner' Robby from 'Forbidden Planet' Robocop from the one good movie and crappy toy franchise that followed Robot from 'Lost in Space' Robot from 'Dr Who' Rosie from 'The Jetsons' Sal 9000 from '2010' Screamers from 'Screamers' Slave from 'Blakes Seven' Jaime Sommers from 'The Bionic Woman' The Stepford Wives from 'The Stepford Husbands' The T1000 from 'Terminator 2' The T800's from 'The Terminator' franchise Dr Theopolis from 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' The Transformers - Robots in Disguise Tron-type people from 'Tron' Twiki from 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' - what was the tall silver one called who looked like a post box? V3 from 'Dr Who' V'Ger from 'Star Trek:The Motion Picture' V.I.N.CENT from 'The Black Hole' Questions for the Audience: 1. So should I add the 'Agents' from The Matrix? 2. Both 'Star Trek' (Kirk and co.) and 'Space 1999' had problems with robots - Kirk had a silver one that looked like a coffee machine that was evil - Commander Koenig had a run in with one that looked like a photocopier with a tail - if you stood on its tail it twatted you. Come on - I can't be the only guy who remembers this shit? What were they called? 3. Can I include the Tripods from 'The Tripods' or are they just machines - a bit like three legged National Express Coaches but slower? 4. What the fuck were the sweets called that 'Metal Mickey' ate? 5. Who have I forgotten? With your help I can have the largest crap robot page on the internet - how proud would our mothers be? Mike is blogging to: Shellac - 1000 Hurts