"RIDE TILL WE FIND THEM... AND KILL THEM ALL" I just watched The 13th Warrior again. It's probably the last movie we'll get with an Arab hero for some time. Terrible movie but it coasts along on just enough cheese to be enjoyable. More viking movies would be a wonderful idea - there are a pile of big ugly hairy actors out there in need of work. Longships, axes and heavy metal album covers make the perfect bed-fellows. Are you listening Hollywood? I know you're reading this. I demand a new viking movie before the end of the year or I'll download even more of your weak non-hairy action movies without paying for them. In other Mike related news, Jess has pointed out that anyone doing a search for Greece sucks will now find my site listed at number four. I think we can do better. If anyone has any stories about goat rapists please send them on and I'll give them a home here. Thank you. Mike is blogging to: Monkeys vs Donkeys