"TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE" If only British politicians would look to Japan instead of the USA they would probably get more votes. A few days ago a professional wrestling match was declared invalid because the two wrestlers went out of control in the ring. The interesting thing is that the two masked men were both members of Japan's parliament. Hase, a 41-year-old House of Representatives member, and Onita, a 45-year-old House of Councillors member, seem to have gone into a wrestling frenzy and kicked the crap out of each other. Onita, appearing in the match as "Great Nita," went wild from the outset, dragging Hase out of the ring by his head and wielding a sickle equipped with a chain. Let me read that again. WIELDING A SICKLE EQUIPPED WITH A CHAIN. But Hase countered by grabbing Onita and swinging him by the legs in a move dubbed the "Giant Swing" that sent the audience into a frenzy. The referee called off the match before swords and chainsaws entered the fray. I am so moving to Japan. I am also starting to campaign for Prime Minister's question time to be replaced with a thunderdome. Mike is blogging to: Snake River Conspiracy