"THEY ARE TREADING WATER IN A SEA OF RETARDED SEXUALITY AND BAD POETRY" So this guy Rob has created a random poem generator. All you do is stick in a URL and sit back and weep at the spookiness that ensues. Here is my blog as viewed with the eye of a robotic poet: Sizemore Mike is blogging to: a branded thong. No seriously. Long time readers will melt... Girls will shake to something secret. But life is black. It tasted fucking my balls. The sensation of the poorly named website. KILL THEM That is usually enough for the crowd on him. By his book. Girls would look into the bandages of my hair. I was ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED IN 1922 AS a tub of coffee. You will bite it. I see a future where robots will do all our writing. It's got to be more entertaining than John Grisham. Mike is blogging to: Johnny motherfuckin Cash