FOR RELAXING TIMES MAKE IT SUNTORY TIME I wanted to point out the freaky Japanese adverts for the opensource Starsuite 7 which feature a young actress so stunned at the low pricetag on the software that she falls to the floor and gives birth to a horse. The great thing is that the guy who works in the store has straw on hand so I figure this kind of thing happens a lot. There is also another ad where the same woman changes into a man... The fun of Japanese advertising continues over on Japander.com where you can watch a whole host of Western movie stars make a quick buck - Bob Harris style. The Sean Connery scotch ads come closest but check out the (naked) Simpsons, Pierce Brosnan (also whoring his Bond persona) and Dennis Hopper. In the bath with a rubber duck. Mike is blogging to: Jules & The Polar Bears