Just got delightful email from Duncan at the store while I was talking to Richard on the phone: "hey punk hows the exploding cist party kickin ya in the balls and dragging you down etc?" This is typical Duncan speak. It translates as - 'How are you feeling'? "your site blog is cool! now i can feel guilty that you felt guilty! tho i almost cried that you'd missed kitt out... maybe some technical criterea for entry im missing or i m spelling it wrong or whatever .. i had a bob shrinkydink! (free in frosties or whatever) I think the shrinkydinks were free in the whole range of kelloggs products but mine was in Shreddies - you just reminded me about fucking Maximillian! I've already put out a plea about KITT - was he a car with a computer or a robot trapped in a car's body? re this a'noon... are you gonna be up for cake and coke activities or are you just skimming thru to take things to the next level at the pub (please not the fucking duck!)??!" I'll be up for cake and orange juice - you know I don't do 'brands' anymore. I was just telling ricardo that we'd probably go to the 'fucking duck' - I like the aussie bar guy who always says I drink Guiness even though I haven't had one since 1995. I'm open to suggestions for drinkies. "perhaps phone answers if important as i may be too rubbish to def pick up here! i have txt'd alex laura and katie about this eve so i dunno if you can think of any other ex's to call?? will?" That about covers it. Matt would never come anyway. "gotta get on with travel shelving... hope that twists the guilty conscience as you move into the twilight last 4.5 hours of paid employment with our reputable firm..." Serves you all fucking right for giving me the fucking travel section. "ps. if youre that bored you can tell jon we are up to 139 sales of them" I emailed mr ronson to ask him about robots - if he gets back to me I'll pass on the good news. "ps are you gonna bring keys etc and you have x3 books from atlantic in your tray (which phil has his eye on... oddly no-one wants your locker.... and yes it is as it sounds, i have all your possesions here on internal e-bay :-) )" Tell Phil I'll bring back his 'un-fixed' laptop and to keep his northern mits off my books! Ebaying my possessions sounds like a good idea - I'll bring back my keys so you can pass them on to the next cursed soul. My locker is a piece of art - no-one can have it yet anyway cos its full of fucking books. Mike is blogging to: The Detroit Cobras - Mink Rat or Rabbit