"ARE YOU A GAMBLING MAN MR BOND?" Well - went to a late showing of Die Another Day. Good fun, better than the last two and well on par with Goldeneye but... It starts off very dark, stays dark for a little while and then just becomes a bit of a regular Bond romp which is a shame. Still it's good fun with the best car ever and more than a nod to the series history. Madonna's cameo isn't as bad as I expected BUT... The song. Indescribable. The credits are, as always, great BUT... The song. Bad is not the word. Imagine tuning in to Neighbours on a weekday afternoon and seeing Harold Bishop being fisted by the rotting corpse of Madge. You'd think something was wrong somewhere (probably for the better though). The act of allowing Madonna to drag her seeping talentless breasts over perhaps the most important part of any Bond movie is one of sacrilege. She should be burnt alive along with her retarded husband and evil offspring. That guy Guy is fucking English... he must have heard this song before it was let loose on the movie like a disease ridden cock so why didn't he do the upstanding thing and destroy all copies of the song and then club the old hag to death with her baseball bat momento from A League of their Own? What next? Cast Woody Allen as the new Bond (oh wait we already did that...) and get The fucking Tweenies to do the song and Rolf Harris to do the opening credits. Better still let Rolf play the villain: "Can you see what it is yet Mr Bond?" Fuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk - but that song sucked. They MUST replace it in time for the DVD - get Aha back, ask Elton John... but please someone remove that tumour of a track. Apart from that it was pretty good. Mike is blogging to: Papa Don't Preach by Kelly Osbourne