"I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN"
I never argue with a woman. Especially one who is blatantly insane. So as ordered here comes Anna:
"Dear Mike,
I spent most of today reading every word in your blog, the rest of the site and a lot of the links. Wow. What a rush!
I felt like crying when I read that you and Jess broke up and now I'm just shocked that you're still single. Let me tell you some things you may not have noticed about yourself:
1. You are intelligent. This is rare in a guy where I come from.
2. You are very funny. Sometimes a little gross but you still make me smile.
3. You are sexy. I'd jump you in a second.
4. You don't take shit from people and say what is exactly on your mind.
5. You are very very talented and although I know you love working in a bookstore I think you should branch out and do something else.
I'm sending this via a feedback form rather than email so that you can post it on the blog as I think it's important that people get a reminder of how cool you are. Plus I'll get a kick out of being mentioned on there.
Have a nice day!
PS I'm going to buy a Mike g-string so there :P"
I have nothing to add. When a lady is right she is right.
Mike is blogging to: Bon Jovi - there goes the rest of my credibility


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