STERILISE ME Never. Having. Children. The last time we had the kids over from Israel we also had Duncan on hand to invent mad games and generally tire them out. Jess has already retired to the pub next door leaving me to converse with the little angels. Do you like Barbie? Not really. You know she was originally based on an 'adult' German toy? She's American not German. She's pretty! She's almost fifty years old. She's just an advert for plastic surgery. She's made of plastic! Just like a real American. Can't you go read a book? Do you have any Barbie books? I may have something on Klaus Barbie. Cows Barbie? Klaus. I think he killed some of your relatives. I may have to get drunk this evening. Mike is blogging to: The Cartoon Network